Why Cats are Better than Men
I found this on a greeting card someone sent me a while back, when I was still single. Not that I needed any convincing that cats are superior to any other life form.
- A cat always hits the litterbox
- Better chance of training a cat
- You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother
- If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you
- You can de-claw a cat…Try to get a guy to clip his toenails
- It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend
- A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness…A man thinks he is.
- If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him
